Recipe for DeLay in your Day Intelligent Design Barleywine

E.S.B. - Medfield

  • Grains:
    1 lb Caramunich
    l 1b Caravienne

  • Extract:
    12 lbs Ultralight Malt

  • Additional Ingredients:
    2 lbs Dark Brown Sufgar
    1 lb Honey
    2 Cinnamon sticks, broken in half
    1 clarifier tablet (B+40)

  • Hops:
    2 oz Magnum (at Boil)
    2 oz Columbus (at B+50)
    2 oz Cascade (at B+59)

  • Yeast: 1 White Labs High Gravity
    1 Coopers Dry

    Fermentation Schedule:
    Brewed and Primary - 06/21/05
    Secondary - 07/01/05


    Label Notes:
    I put this beer together around the time that Tom DeLay was flaunting the fact that House ethics rules did not apply to him (he IS the government after all). I read about a speech he gave at some church in Kentucky slamming leftist evolutionists with their anti-religous ideology of the scientific method. He was championing the view that competing "theories" should be taught in schools, regardless of the fact that they make no predictions and disagree with observations of the world around us. Anyways, so I found this picture of mock-evolution on the web and inserted Tom as the end-point of evolution. About that time, I was terrified to learn that George W. Bush (Old Blue Tie) thought that Intelligent Design was a credible "theory", so he became the angle who created the whole scenario.


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